What to expect if you date: a Gemini

GOOD THINGS: it never gets boring to date more than two people at the same time, especially if those two people are wrapped up into one sexy body; can entertain even the most boring friends and family members in your life;  full of fun and witty banter; can be the perfect “couples date” partner because they typically kick ass at word games and trivia; always enjoys trying something new—in AND out of the bedroom; a stealthy ability to be sexually perverse and innocently charming all at once; will always surprise you and keep you on your toes; may be an adult and act like a child, but will look like as young as a child when they ARE an adult.

BAD THINGS: boarderline bipolar personalities ; talk waaaay too much; inability to make decisions; childish; fear of being tied down in a committed relationship; has a hard time focusing; quick to change their minds, which means your chances of getting dumped are greatly enhanced.

DATE THEM IF YOU: want to be in a relationship where you can never quite figure out your partner’s personality(s); enjoy psychoanalyzing the actions of a woman-child (or man-child); need independence and freedom in a relationship; like to be mentally stimulated before you are physically aroused; want to be challenged on a daily basis; like to laugh and have fun; enjoy eating, drinking, traveling, and talking—perhaps all at once; think that words can be sexier than foreplay, or can BECOME your foreplay.

ADDITIONAL:

Those darling Gemini twins of the Zodiac are the most fun, lively, and interesting characters you will ever meet.  Defining them is hard, typically.  It’s not just an experiment in judging one personality, but in figuring out 2 or 3 at the same time.  Gemini’s never disappoint—they can change their minds, their decisions, or their opinions in a mercurial flash of genius from one minute to the next.  Smart, witty, charming, and lively, Gemini’s tend to always get noticed.  They always have an opinion, even if it isn’t a popular one, and just like the children they are, they tend to say the wrong thing at the wrong time—I am looking at you, KANYE!!

But, despite their bad rap for being fickle, fake, and indecisive, nothing could be further from the truth.  Gem’s tell it how it is, and they don’t like to be tied down to something (or someone) that they don’t believe in.  You may call it fickle, but Gem’s just call it “holding out for something better.”  In the meanwhile, they have a ton of fun figuring life out—mistakes included.

Gemini’s age in reverse and tend to look younger and better as the years go by, perhaps because they don’t let life’s up’s and down’s keep them down for too long.  Gem’s bounce right back up with their positive attitude and refuse to wallow in their misery.  When shit hits the fan, Gem’s typically hit their favorite restaurant bar. This is a sign that will eat and drink all night long with you and still be hungry for more.  Gem’s tend to have an amazing metabolism and can quickly shed the extra pounds from the bottle of Absolut or Vueve Clicquot that they drank last night by either jet-setting somewhere new, or running from one social event to the next.  There are too many crowds to charm and people to please for them to stay holed up at home commiserating with their cat.

In relationships, a Gemini will never bore you.  Always full of new ideas and experiments (hint, hint), this very charming sign will put a permanent smile on your face.  No one can seduce you with words or mind games more than a Gemini—it’s like your own personal game of Monopoly, deluxe edition!

They say that kids keep you young at heart.  If that is true, then you have found the fountain of youth with your special little Gem.